It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
How does Nasa organize a party?
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,
but good players are really hard to find.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
What is the organ donation center called in England?
How do you call an elephant that does not matter?
It doesn't matter how old you are....
....if a child hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
It doesn't matter how kind you are,
German children are kinder.
What do you call an elephant that does not matter?
Irrelevant. Sorry just addressing the elephant in the room here.
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
No matter how popular Spongebob Squarepants is
Patrick will always be the Star of the show
What kind of car does a Jedi drive.....
If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
How does nasa organize a party?
Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
No matter how kind you are
German kids are always kinder
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter ?
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual
At the end of the day, its night
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