What do you get when a cow has Parkinsons?

Milk Shake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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How do you greet a pig with Parkinson’s?

β€œWhat’s shakin’ bacon?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Parkinson’s Disease really gives me the jitters...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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MRW I see someone give a person with Parkinson’s a colouring book.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildlyLostGirl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My doctor has diagnosed me with Parkinson’s

The news has left me shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bird-gravy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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How do people with Parkinsons introduce themselves?

They shake hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelson93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call a rapper with Parkinson's?

2Pac Shaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_F_S_M_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2013
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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?
  • Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call Spider-Man when his hands shake all the time?

Peter Parkinson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniformbreak320
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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This one is a doozy - Conversation between my dad and his uncle with Parkinson's Disease.

One summer my dad who was a jack of all trades construction worker type, my cousin that's an electrician and my dad's uncle who had Parkinson's disease were all working on an electrical project at my Uncles house. Replacing a power meter is pretty dangerous if the power is not shut off and if you touch the wrong thing, it could very easily kill you.

So here these three men are. My electrician cousin says "Okay, don't friggin touch me. I gotta slide this washer on here and if I touch the sides, I'll fry." So as he's doing this, he's shaking because he's nervous. Eventually he stops to take a breather and my uncle says "Give me that thing." To which my dad responds "Are you crazy? This is not a job for Parkinson's"

My uncle gets kinda bummed and says something about not being able to do anything anymore and my dad tries to cheer him up by saying "Oh come on, there are plenty jobs you can have, Rick".

My uncle says "Yea, like what?"

My dad responds "I dunno... Sifting."

My uncle laughed harder than I had seen him laugh in a long time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soupnrc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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β€œI feel like such a failure, doc. All my 5 boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

Doctor: WOW! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Request for cards with dad jokes

My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you πŸ™

Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302

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πŸ‘€︎ u/droppergrl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What is it called when a dog starts shaking uncontrollably?

Barkinsons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzydadino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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(OC) What disability did the Titanic have?

Icepergers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juciejuice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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So my dad was trying to park his car, but he just couldn't do it. I asked him what was he doing.

He replied: Parkinson

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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So my Father dropped this on my family today

My Mum and dad came into my room as I was studying and began looking at the Pop Vinyls on my desk. My Mum points and laughs at one because it's head was bobbing up and down as I typed.

Mum:Look, that one has Parkinson

To which my Dad picked up the Marty McFly Pop

Dad:No that's this one.

My Mum had to leave the room she was that taken back by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roboticreaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2014
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Grandma's still sharp

My grandma is 85. She suffers from Parkinson's and sleeps about 16 hours a day, but her dad joke is still sharp (as I found out earlier). While discussing my cousin's bee-keeping with my mum:

Mum: '...what? I didn't know Buff makes honey' Grandma: 'He doesn't. ...the bees do'

She proceeded to grin smugly, appreciating my mother's sigh. I proudly enjoyed the ensuing silence. Well played, grandma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullsfan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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