Pancake breakfast Puns

Now she's just waffling.

I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"

So I said, "well, aren't you syrup-titious!"

The next time you are cooking breakfast for your family and are making biscuits or pancakes or something requiring flour hold the flour up in your hand and yell I have the flour like he man. Plus points if your family gets the reference.

I was busy cooking us pancakes for breakfast when she came out with this one:

Her: Dad you're a pancake.

Me: Huh? I'm not a pancake.

Her: Hi Not-a-pancake, I'm Silvia.

Me: proud tears of joy

For breakfast, we were making pancakes and as she started stirring the pancake mix I asked if she wanted help. She said, "why whisk it?"

Sir! Up, please.

(I use this one every time we have pancakes for breakfast. EVERY TIME.)

Father of a 3 year old here. I work in a grocery store. Here are some jokes I like to tell or have told.

-Customer wants to buy some Aunt Jemima's pancakes or syrup. "Oh man these are the only breakfast brand I can buy due to religious reasons. I'm a Jemima's Witness."

-Find some bad meat and take it back to the meat department "Yeah the quality of this meat is meaty-ocre."

-What kind of melon can't get married? A cant-elope.

I was talking with my dad about breakfasts and I mentioned this really good restaurant near us. I said, "Nothing can top their pancakes" and he replied, "except syrup, strawberries, bananas, and butter." Wow, dad.