Pampas cat Puns

Hello, I'm new to Ark. I saw a video of someone getting a Pampas Cat? I'm currently playing on Crystal Isles PVE.

I can't find anything about them and they aren't listed on the dododex. How on earth do I get one? Thank you.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Yes!

Fox-trote de Ary Barroso de 1925

Melodia do ano, escrita em Belo Horizonte

Melodia e letra perdidas

Angústia

Samba de Ary Barroso de 1953

Melodia e letra perdidas

Eu Também Quero

Samba-Choro de Ary Barroso de 1931

Partitura Ed. Vitalle - cat. 9.056

Melodia e letra perdidas

Este Olhos

Rascunho de Ary Barroso de data desconhecida

Letra achada, melodia perdida

Estouro Na Praça

Incompleta de Ary Barroso de 1957

Para a Revista do mesmo nome

Letra e melodia perdidas

Eu Fui Pra Você

Samba-Canção de Ary Barroso e Dolores Duran de 1959

Letra e melodia perdidas

Febre Azul

Fox-Trote de Ary Barroso de 1929

Para a Revista "Laranja da China"

Melodia e letras perdidas

Feitiço

Samba de Ary Barroso 1931

Revista "Feira de Amostras"

Melodia e letras perdidas

Festa Da Penha

Marcha de Ary Barroso de 1931

Melodia e letras perdidas

Hino à Brasília

Hino de Ary Barroso de 1957

Integrou a Revista de Geysa Boscoli "O Brasil é nosso" - inédito

Melodia e letra perdidas

Inconstância

Gênero desconhecido de Ary Barroso e Iraci do Nascimento Silva de 1950

Melodia e letras perdidas, data desconhecida

Hino Do Colégio De Cataguases

Hino de Ary Barroso e Tostes Malta de 1936

Melodia e letras perdidas

Hino oficial do VIII Jogos da Primavera (Primavera do Brasil)

Hino de Ary Barroso / Guilherme Figueiredo - 1956

Letra achada, melodia perdida

Dedicado ao jornalista Mário Filho

Ary Barroso sobre a música: Levou um ano para sair. Procurei durante todo esse tempo tentar uma composição que fugisse do marcialismo comum nas músicas dessa natureza. Era necessário a brejeirice que a estação das flores faz lembrar, era preciso algo que exaltasse realmente a mulher intimamente no que podia ser ligada à Primavera. No caso era uma exaltação à Mulher Esportiva e aos Jogos da Primavera. Quero acreditar que acertei

Inverno

Samba-Canção de Ary Barroso e Zélia Vilas Boas de 1950

Gravado por Celso Barroso, disco não encontrado

Letra e melodia perdidas

Ano e Meio

O mesmo que "Pra Machucar Meu Coração"

Ivone

Valsa de Ary Barroso, música feita para a mulher de Ary

Data desconhecida

Partitura única que esta nas mãos da família do compositor

Melodia perdida (não se sabe se contém letra)

Ave Maria

Gênero desconhecido de Ary Barroso de 1958

Inédita - especialmente composta para o casamento de sua filha Mariúza - interpretada na Igreja por Hélio Paiva

Em dez

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!