Pallbearer Puns

A list of puns related to "Pallbearer"

I was devastated when my mom asked me to be a pallbearer at my grandpa's funeral

This whole time, I thought his name was Dallas.

Side note, I told this to my parents at the visitation. They got a pretty good laugh

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👤︎ u/therealtechnird
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call a pallbearer in Oklahoma?

Karaoke

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👤︎ u/kcampbell1991
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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I just got fired from my job as a pallbearer

I couldn't stop coffin

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👤︎ u/Vesalii
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Chinese pallbearers need to be extra cautious

What they carry could be dead Li.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ May 15 2017
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My dad made this one up. Supposedly.

Some backstory: My mother is 100% swedish, which is awesome, but my dad can't help but make fun of her for being a swedish farm girl that grew up in Minnesota (They met in NorCal, where I was born and raised).
He ALWAYS tells this one. My mom tends to roll her eyes and punch him in the shoulder.

DAD: Hey, guess how many pallbearers there are at a Swedish funeral.
ME: sigh How many?
DAD: Two. You know why?
ME: Why?
DAD: Well, there's only two handles on a trash can.

He proceeds to chuckle for 2+ minutes.

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👤︎ u/YesButTellMeWhy
📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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