I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."

I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php

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👤︎ u/BredSolid
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Best Golf Pun contest has started

Our Golf Pun contest is starting tonight at 5PM EST. It's free to enter. Winner gets $150 Amazon eGift Card .........

Please invite all the punsters you'd like .......... https://golfpuns.com/index.php

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👤︎ u/golfpuns
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks

It is a shocking discovery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026

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👤︎ u/ryonnsan
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play his favourite sport?

A quid each.

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👤︎ u/mr-dogshit
📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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I asked my dad how the turkey smelled...

He said, "I dunno, I guess with their beaks."

I found some other good ones on this video chain of dad jokes on hoop.

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📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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Trial by Ordeal

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3473

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👤︎ u/drafterman
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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My dad demands an "upstairs maid" for my parents' one story house.

He says it's only fair since Mom has a pool boy.

...Neither of these things are true. He says this all the time. Pls help.

Edit: They don't have a pool either.

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📅︎ Nov 06 2013
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Came across this web-comic that was too good not to share.
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👤︎ u/SMS_Jonesy
📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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Today's SMBC: "So I said 2 gongs don't make a right..."

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3959

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📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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DadJoke comic by the great Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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📅︎ Sep 07 2014
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The consequences of the earnest appreciation of dad jokes

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3959

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👤︎ u/irpah
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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If you're afraid, you should do arithmetic.

There is safety in numbers.

Adapted from the dadliest Dinosaur Comics.

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👤︎ u/ryy0
📅︎ May 05 2016
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Obama's definitely a dad.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=949920238431434&id=341163402640457

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👤︎ u/emar749
📅︎ Nov 26 2015
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An Apt Comparison

I was told that /r/dadjokes would enjoy this: http://mountsaintawesome.com/comic.php?id=99

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👤︎ u/DorkRawk
📅︎ Nov 04 2015
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Dad joke made during a band performance.

My band had a performance yesterday. We have three saxophone players. One of plays only Alto saxophone, one of them alternates between playing Alto, Tenor and Baritone saxophone and the last plays both Tenor and Baritone saxophone.

The second two kept swapping each other's instruments or one of the other saxophones they had in the background. So at one point we had to wait for them to change while the rest of us were all ready to start playing the next song.

So, trying to make it less awkward for the audience I turn to them and I says 'I'm sorry, they're just playing ... Musical Instruments'

There was a collective groan/laugh from the audience and the drummer went ba-dum-tish And the trumpeter gave me a little wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm still giggling about it.

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📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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My dad said he got me icecream...

He handed me this bowl of ice-cream and it ended up being hardened "Great Stuff" insulation foam covered in chocolate.

Typical Dad prank....

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👤︎ u/yetti35
📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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Where does spring water come from?

Winter ice.

From the excellent Dinosaur Comics.

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👤︎ u/ryy0
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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My kids know my love of puns and Star Wars. One just sent me this.

I maintain a small pun page on Facebook because a bunch of my family and friends would "complain" every time I'd post an image pun to my personal page.

My 17 year old step-son just sent me this one for the page. I'm so proud of him.

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📅︎ Jan 14 2014
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Smbc Comic

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3473

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👤︎ u/Rainfawkes
📅︎ Mar 30 2015
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A classic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [Comic]

This isn't my original work, but I think you of all people can best appreciate this.

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3178

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👤︎ u/Saxoman53
📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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Technically a Dad Joke

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3487

(Image, bonus panel on original website.)

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👤︎ u/vinnl
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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