How do chickens overthrow their leader?

They stage a coop

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Where I grew up, we had back-to-back violent attempts to overthrow the government.

It was coup coup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.

It's definitely a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.

It’s a military coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...

An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.

The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.

The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.

The moral of the story?

The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notyourreality
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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What do you call it when a group of babies overthrows the government?

A coochie coochie coup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeAreDuval
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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When poor mice overthrow the bear(on)s the headline read:

Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Important safety warning!

An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.

However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the king's palace at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.

However, the king's loyal soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.

The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkBrokeMyPots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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A coworker was teaching me something she learned in a class about Iran's history over chat

Her: Once, a prince tried to overthrow his father, the Shah. So his father killed all his son's men in front of him, then gouged out his eyes

Me: I guess he...

( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 

...didn't see that one coming.

(βŒβ– _β– )

Her: ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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