Ouchy Puns

A list of puns related to "Ouchy"

What kind of cheese hurts when you eat it?

Ouchies

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👤︎ u/Snvrfz
📅︎ Nov 22 2022
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One Fauci Ouchie please

The odd thing about the Johnson and Johnson vaccine is that despite the name, it only requires one prick.

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👤︎ u/mostlyari
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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What is the most painful kind of cheese?

Ow-cheese

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👤︎ u/QuicklyThisWay
📅︎ Aug 05 2022
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What kind of cheese hurts every time you touch it?

Ouchies

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👤︎ u/Bmartens34
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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Walking through the store with my wife and 3yo daughter.

My daughter keep reaching for her ankle and saying "ouchy"

Wife: "daughter" do you have something in your boot?

Daughter: "yes mommy, my foot"

Lady next to us heard it all, smiled and laughed while walking away.

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👤︎ u/enis_with_a_p
📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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My Math Professor takes days off from work by faking minor injuries.

I shouldn’t have taken a class with Dr. Fibin Ouchie.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 19 2018
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What do you call a mathematician that fakes injuries?

Fibbin' Ouchie.

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👤︎ u/frozenmoses
📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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What cheese causes pain?

Ouchies

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👤︎ u/Vitmal
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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What’s the most painful kind of cheese?

Ouchies!

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👤︎ u/felixhaight
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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