[OC] it’s okay to mess up Hulk’s dinner order !
Well, it turns out that Ol’ Saint Nick needs to be filled with magic hot air after placing presents under the tree in order to go back up the chimney.
At least that’s what I told my kid when he said he’d snuck downstairs late Christmas Eve and saw mommy inflating Santa Claus.
So this fly pulls up in the drive-thru, and the lady says; May I take your order?
The fly says: I'll have a number two.
I messed up this guy’s order at Jimmy Johns today.
Just made this up on the ride into work (sorry in advance).... In order to get their degree, dermatologists need some:
We went to pick up our curbside grocery order, and the lady placing the bags in our trunk saw my son in his rear facing car seat. She said, "Oh my gosh, he's so cute! What's his name? Is he walking? Can he talk?"
I replied, "Those are pretty strange guesses. But no, his name is Raymond."
Did you hear about the new ring-shaped building they're setting up around Italian expressways that allow drivers to stop in and get superfast coffee order fulfillment?
They're calling it an express-o.
- Thanks to sourceshrek for inspiring this joke with his own: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qqf7i0/a_girl_i_once_dated_was_an_italian_pastry_chef/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Back in the 70s and 80s, I’d often dress up nicely, go out and order dinner for one, see movies alone, take long solitary walks...
Wow, I’m really dating myself.
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
So I was at Chili’s the other day and when a waiter came to take our order, I asked him to turn the heat up and when he asked why
I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. I’m now banned at all Chili’s restaurants in the USA
TIFU by messing up a customer's sandwich order at Subway
TIL Subway employees can get fired for mixing up an order just once.
An aspiring beekeeper went to a farmer’s market to pick up a small hive. They placed an order for a dozen bees. When picking up the bees, the seller handed them a case of thirteen bees. Noticing the extra bee, the keeper pointed it out to the seller.
The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”
Today I went to a college visit, and in order to speed up the line for food I just grabbed some butter for my bagel and put it in my pocket
My sister said, oh no, it almost fell out! You butter watch it! ;D
I’m so proud of her, I’ve raised her well
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
Can someone tell me if it's true that fishermen put maggots in their mouths in order to warm them up?
Awaiting a reply with baited breath...
What did the judge order when they went up to the bar?
One my daughter came up with: What does Harry Potter order at Starbucks?
My Dad went to McDonalds where they messed up his order...
He told me, "Looks like they made a McStake"
They put up an out of order sign on the washroom door...
Or, as they call it, a no-defecation notification.
I've recently started a religious order devoted to cutting up and frying potatoes.
I tried to order a fruit basket for my friend, but he ended up receiving budoir pictures of his mom!
That's the last time i order from oedipal arrangements!
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