#FT: Falkirk 0-3 Cove Rangers
Cove Rangers scorers: Morgyn Neil (20'), Rory McAllister (39'), Liviu Antal (90'+1')
Venue: Falkirk Stadium
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Falkirk
Paddy Martin, Brad McKay, Ben Hall, Leon Mccann (Craig McGuffie), Ryan Williamson (Michael Ruth), Gary Miller, Charles Telfer, Aidan Nesbitt, Aidan Keena, Sebastian Ross (Samuel Ompreon), Callum Morrison.
Subs: Luke Holt, Mackenzie Lemon, Ernaldo Krasniqi, Declan McDaid.
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Cove Rangers
Stuart McKenzie, Morgyn Neil, Scott Ross, Harry Milne, Shaleum Logan, Rory McAllister (Liviu Antal), Iain Vigurs, Fraser Fyvie, Conor Scully, Blair Yule, Mitchel Megginson.
Subs: Jamie Masson, Finlay Robertson, Jevan Anderson, Kyle Gourlay, Ola Adeyemo.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
14' Gary Miller (Falkirk) is shown the yellow card.
20' Goal! Falkirk 0, Cove Rangers 1. Morgyn Neill (Cove Rangers) right footed shot from outside the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Blair Yule.
21' Brad McKay (Falkirk) is shown the yellow card.
28' Iain Vigurs (Cove Rangers) is shown the yellow card.
29' Leon McCann (Falkirk) is shown the yellow card.
39' Goal! Falkirk 0, Cove Rangers 2. Rory McAllister (Cove Rangers) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Mitch Megginson.
54' Aidan Keena (Falkirk) is shown the yellow card.
55' Substitution, Falkirk. Samuel Ompreon replaces Sebastian Ross.
68' Substitution, Falkirk. Michael Ruth replaces Ryan Williamson.
76' Substitution, Falkirk. Craig McGuffie replaces Leon McCann.
79' Substitution, Cove Rangers. Leighton McIntosh replaces Rory McAllister.
85' Scott Ross (Cove Rangers) is shown the yellow card.
90'+1' Goal! Falkirk 0, Cove Rangers 3. Leighton McIntosh (Cove Rangers) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Mitch Megginson.
90'+4' Shay Logan (Cove Rangers) is shown th
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