Got my girlfriend's family pretty well...

"There are samosas in the kitchen for you both"

My reply: "What're Osas?"

Her Dad's reply: "When are you leaving again?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpdehnel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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My mom and I just dad-joked each other...

We were discussing brunch, and she decided to make mimosas to go with it. Me: Well since you're making them, wouldn't they be MOM-osas? Mom: No, I'm just making mine. So it'll be a ME-mosa. ba dum tschh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawritsmoni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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