I'm a very nutty boy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heimthror
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I know, I know... This pun was a bit nutty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?

Karmalization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socraticfanboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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what was the Nutty Professor's job?

He worked in macademia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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what a nutty joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RecycledAids
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Yesterday, I met a nutty Italian

His name was Pistachio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuctapeCat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Which career does a nutty professor choose?

Macadamia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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How did the insane person become a squirrels friend?

He acted nutty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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This sub in a nutshell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfofthenightt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.

They didn't like me critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyChugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Nerdy pickup line

Are you a dry indehiscent fruit?

Because you’re kind of nutty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blind_Hawk
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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If I could talk to squirrels...

I bet I'd have a pretty nutty conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGameGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A person who studies how nut allergies effect the human body

Are they known as a Nutty Professor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What did the tiger say after he ate the professor?

"Mmmmmm... nutty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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The world's largest cashew tree in Natal, Brazil covers two whole acres!

That's nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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A squirrel asked me how me day was

I told him it was pretty nutty He thought my answer was corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aggies212
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Dadjoked a friend doing laundry

Friend is taking his wet laundry out and finds a peanut.

"Yoooo, there's a peanut in my laundry."

"That's a little nutty."

Friend spazzed a little bit before staring at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImClumZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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This morning during breakfasting-

Dad is in town. He was watching me make breakfast after I worked out this morning:

[Dagnythedoodle pours flaxmeal into yogurt and mixes]

Dad- What's that you're putting in there?

DTD- Its flaxmeal! I like it cause it tastes nutty and makes my poops really great.

Dad- Oh, that's weird. I dont ever taste poops unless I have to. Even if they're really great.

Edit: Format.words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagnythedoodle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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Gelato joke

My son, currently 'enduring' a semester abroad in Florence, Italy, messages me: "Remind me to tell you about the history of gianduja. It's absurd."

My response: "Yeah, I heard it's kind of nutty."

No applause, please. I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChallahWave
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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