Karmalization.
He worked in macademia!
His name was Pistachio
Macadamia!
He acted nutty
They didn't like me critter sizing.
Are you a dry indehiscent fruit?
Because you’re kind of nutty!
I bet I'd have a pretty nutty conversation.
Are they known as a Nutty Professor?
"Mmmmmm... nutty."
That's nuts!
I told him it was pretty nutty He thought my answer was corny
Friend is taking his wet laundry out and finds a peanut.
"Yoooo, there's a peanut in my laundry."
"That's a little nutty."
Friend spazzed a little bit before staring at me.
Dad is in town. He was watching me make breakfast after I worked out this morning:
[Dagnythedoodle pours flaxmeal into yogurt and mixes]
Dad- What's that you're putting in there?
DTD- Its flaxmeal! I like it cause it tastes nutty and makes my poops really great.
Dad- Oh, that's weird. I dont ever taste poops unless I have to. Even if they're really great.
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My son, currently 'enduring' a semester abroad in Florence, Italy, messages me: "Remind me to tell you about the history of gianduja. It's absurd."
My response: "Yeah, I heard it's kind of nutty."
No applause, please. I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.
