Nord, eat your heart out.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Makanilani
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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What operational system do nords (Skyrim) use?

TalOS

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ZZZ_Mike_ZZZ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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I tried to make some jokes about the Nords, but they Netherland.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShinigamiDady
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I went to a club with friends. There was a huge nordic/viking looking ass bouncer He let us through looking intimidating as fuck but whatever. Dancing and drinking. This chick grinding on me. Getting flirty and introduce herself. Her name is Sky. Drag me to the toilet hinting she wants the D.

Sucks dick like a pro. Doesn't let me cum and wants me to eat her ass.

Suddenly huge bouncer from before barges in and shoves me away with an unrelenting force. Proceed eats out Sky's ass like a boss

Yells "Sky's rim belongs to the nords"

(sorry for long post but friend sent this to me and i have no idea where it goes, could use some help)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Death_Mark_Is_OP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Half a penny?

That doesn't make any cents!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WittyEnough
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