A list of puns related to "Nocturns"
With a (well duh) face my daughter looked at my wife and said, " I know that mommy! Owls are not turtles! They're birds!"
My little girl got me to spit coffee with her snap back to my wife!
It was a bat chillers degree.
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
What a night mare.
>! I hate nocturnal omissions. !<
The Owl Jizz Era News.
And why do they think Iād have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
Owloween
It was a nightmare.
I bet their Cicadian Rhythm is totally out of whack.
Have a night's day.
Wife: You were crying in your sleep last night.
Me: Really? That's crazy. (NOTE: It's actually crazy, this is not a common occurrence for me)
Wife: Yeah, like sobbing or crying or something.
Me: You might say I had a... nocturnal emotion.
A night mare.
A night mare.
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