A list of puns related to "No Platform"
So I was taking the train to work this morning, and I'm exchanging at a station. I walk up the stairs to the platform to get my second train which should lead me to work, and I notice a train leaving the platform. As anyone would do, I asked the conductor "is that Liverpool?" (referring to the train as my destination). He replied "No mate, that's a train". It wasn't the liverpool train and I wasn't late, but that sure made my day!
Here's the conversation:
Her - I failed one of my assignments.
Me - Shit, what was it?
Her - Just a project proposal, but I FAILED SOMETHING, I'VE NEVER FAILED ANYTHING?!?!
Me - Well, it should bring you down a peg. Humility, innit.
Her - No, I need constant elevation.
Me - Is that why you wear platform shoes?
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