My wife said..

My wife said "You know, butterflies only live for a week?" I replied, "I think you'll find that's a myth." "No," she said, "Its definitely a butterfly."

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Mom: "Stop cracking your knuckles, it causes arthritis."

Me: "No it doesn't, that's just a myth."

Dad: "Maybe it's just myth-understood."

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