David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

โ€œItโ€™s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoffโ€, said the bartender.

โ€œJust call me Hoffโ€, he replied.

โ€œSureโ€, said the bartender, โ€œno hassleโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MGreenMN
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David Hasselhoff has officially changed his name to "David Hoff".

The star has stated "In the beginning, it was hard to change my last name. But after some time, there was no hassle"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FluffyGreenMonster
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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Got my girlfriend earlier with a Gothic music dad joke

Walking through the supermarket and talking with the missus about something or other, when she laid me an opportunity on a plate.

Her - "I'm just not gonna tell her. No need to deal with the hassle - the prevention is better than the cure."

Me - "Really? I've never heard them before. Any songs you'd recommend?"

It took a second for her to figure out what I meant, and I ended up with a kick up the arse for it, but it was worth it regardless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GreenMoonRising
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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David Hasselhoff walks into a bar

The bartender says, โ€œOh my god, David Hasselhoff, this is so amazing!โ€œ

David Hasselhoff replies, โ€œJust call me Hoff.โ€œ

The bartender replies, โ€œSure, no hassle, just Hoff.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
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