Stretch Marks
Princess Mononoke.
It's a tat 2 studio
Now the Police have no leads.
Teamwork makes the Dreamworks
It's called superman records. One day, this bald, big-shot lookin fellow comes in saying "I need some kryptonite." I point. "Three doors down."
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
The mass murderer
"That's it. I'm a one track pony".
I don't know what it is, but the job just really speaks to me
Perhaps he should've backed that thing up.
They decide to play a game with the anchor while heβs on air. During the newscast they walk up to the anchor and ask β which of us two is the most made for TV?β
The anchor turned to the camera and said βThis Justinβ
I want to dye!
I don't know how you could've missed it; it was breaking news.
Oh, and a Czech one two, Czech one two.
So they can B1 with the building.
you can just wait for the SQL.
The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.
What's Up-Dog?
This was quite a while ago, I was probably in middle school (currently 26). My family took a quick day trip to Universal Studios Hollywood since we live in the greater LA area. Now to set the scene, my dad is a native of Mexico but has lived here since his late teens so his English is pretty good with a tinge of an accent since Spanish is his primary language. We park in the parking garage on property and we do the usual "make a mental note of where we parked for later". That's when I see a smirk come across his face as he turns to me laughing under his breath.
-"What's so funny?"
-"Notice where we parked?"
-"Yeah. Jurassic Park lot, 3B"
Cue dad
-"Jurassic Park..." half expecting me to laugh. He continues "Jurassic Park... Jurr-Ass-is-Parked"
facepalm
As terrible as it was at the time, I've tried to pull this joke out with friends years later, eye rolls and crickets. Thanks dad.
Then in the middle of our conversation he stops. "I know this is a little off topic but I really need to know something." "Sure Dad, what's up?" "What kind of detergent do you use to get out a Namastain?" cue daughterly groan
Driving up to the amusement park and pass a sign reading "Universal Parking."
Dad says, "do you think this is the parking for everybody?"
I guess he should have backed that thing up.
