My son’s learning about Buddhism in school, so when he’s around I make Nirvana jokes

Actually, nevermind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Want to hear a Nirvana joke?

Nevermind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.

It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?

I just remembered, Nevermind

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I would make a joke about Nirvana but...

... Nevermind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadBoi0910
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My Buddhist friend just gave me a β€œNirvana” scented candle.

It smells like Teen Spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I didn’t ever get round to telling everyone my favourite Nirvana album...

Ah well, Nevermind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Human_Grape
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Hey wanna hear my Nirvana joke?

Ahhh nevermind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devcon4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Trying to tell Nirvana joke but nevermind...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_vrba9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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I was gonna ask which Nirvana album was the best but...

Nevermind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magedmyself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Looking for a pun about Kurt Cobain or Nirvana

I'd like to know what you guys come up with to tell my friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtcobain94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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What was Nirvana’s first hit album?

Never mind...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chalupa-Dropper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Hey... Hey guys... It's a Go-Kurt. (x-post /r/Nirvana)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonSays_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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Nirvana is Dad Jokes

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything." The hotdog guy gives him a loaded dog, the Buddhist gives him $10 and gets nothing back. Hotdog vendor explains, "Change comes from within."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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My dad keeps telling me trivia about Alice in Chains and Nirvana

He says it's because Alternative Facts are all the rage right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ennui_Go
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioWoLFex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My wife yelled up the stairs at me "Can you bring me .... nevermind"

... so I sent my niece downstairs with the Nirvana album.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuckinMoran
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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God damnit
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.

Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe. I had reached Nirvana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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So yesterday I made what I'm pretty sure qualifies as my first official dad joke. And I'm not even a dad.

Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"

Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"

It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.

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Dadjoked my girlfriend about her perfume.

Took a look at her perfume. The name was Elizabeth and James "nirvana". She put it on and I gave it a smell. I told her "you know what this smells like...?" "what?" "...teen spirit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyphur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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expensive candles

So my wife and I were in Walmart and she was looking in the candle section. She saw an apple pie candle she was interested in until she saw the price.

"$7 is kind of expensive for a candle don't you think?" She says to me.

Smirking, I see my time for glory; "Why, you don't feel like we have money to burn?"

She called me an ass, but I was already lost in dad joke nirvana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychoho1ic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Local news anchor just dropped this one in regards to the temperature

"Cue up the Nirvana because we're living in the 90s!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElasticDawg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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My dad would be proud

I was out getting food with my mock trial team and we went to a place called Jones Bros which was a cupcake and coffeeshop. I got a coffee called the "Nirvana Carmel Latte". After I sat down, my friend asked me how it tasted. I said "It tastes like teen spirit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphafox823
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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Wife said this in the car

Nirvana comes on the radio and I mention to the wife that this is the first time our 4 month old daughter is hearing Nirvana.

Wife: she probably heard them in utero

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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Allow me to tell you a joke about Nirvana

Nevermind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchAMightyWallop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Want to hear a Nirvana joke?

Nevermind.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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