Nirvana (band) Puns

A list of puns related to "Nirvana (band)"

Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.

It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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👤︎ u/BioWoLFex
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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So yesterday I made what I'm pretty sure qualifies as my first official dad joke. And I'm not even a dad.

Me and this girl I'm seeing were walking around the mall and we decided to go to Hot Topic to kill time. Walking around we saw some car fresheners with band logos on them and my gf picks one up and says "hmm I wonder what Nirvana smells like?"

Without hesitation I answer "Teen Spirit"

It was the most perfect joke set up ever and I don't think I'll ever top it. It was my magnum opus. I don't think she appreciated it as much as I did.

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👤︎ u/WowzersInMyTrowzers
📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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