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A list of puns related to "Newtons (cookie)"
His name was Fig.
Friend: "My fortune cookie told me I'd have a good month."
Me: "Well, it's a cookie, so I suppose it was being truthful."
Friend: "Yeah, I've never heard of a lying cookie."
Me: "Unless it was a Fib Newton."
[mic drop]
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