So I went to this new Atlantis themed restaurant

However, it had already gone under :(

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👤︎ u/carrots084
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Dad was on a roll this Christmas

The first joke was while we were watching tv and a commercial for the new show Atlantis came on, and dad said, "I hear that show is already under water."

The second was when we all got our stockings. Mom had given us scented pencils, and dad said, "You know what those are for right? It's so your writing doesn't stink"

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