What do you call a stork that never delivers babies?

A swallow

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We're having some guests on Christmas, so we decided to get them stockings to hang with ours. We went to a store where they have a display of stockings with monogram letters. Contrary to what the song says...

There were lots of L's.

[I pulled this one on my wife as we were rummaging through the display looking for the right letters for our guests' first names. I was afraid the joke was too obtuse, but bright girl that she is, she got it right away. She gave me a wonderful eye roll and said, "You had to go there, huh?" Our kids are in college now so we're empty-nesters, but I can still have a proud dadjoke moment sometimes.]

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