What type of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood

(Shout out to my dad for telling that one at Christmas dinner!)

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📅︎ Dec 26 2016
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Literally says this one EVERY time a new friend comes out on our family boat...

Now remember to be careful and wear a life jacket because you know the only kind of wood that doesn't float?

Natalie Wood!

Then laughs maniacally while the friend just stares blankly.

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