Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
This happened yesterday: My wife and I were in the garden talking about which flowers to get and plant. She said that she wanted some daisies, but not too many.
I replied, “so just a dollop of daisies?”
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.
Now all my lucks turned to shit.
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
Just so glad She's now finally independent..
What Vegtable has a bunch of Animals inside it?
I'm really good at guessing what's inside wrapped presents.
You might say it's a gift.
I painted a four leaf clover on my wife's foam stones ...
Because they are SHAM-rocks!
I started a ship building business inside my house
Sails are through the roof
Hear about the guy who stuck his leg inside a wood chipper?
Why did the policeman think it was ok to enter a residence when he thought he heard bird calls inside?
Today, I practiced adding numbers inside of a poorly lit Chinese restaurant.
Went to the petrol station the other day to put air in my tires and they wanted to charge me £4 for it, so I went inside to ask why its so expensive...
"inflation", is what the guy said
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
Last winter, we went to a pool inside a hotel but we weren’t allowed to use the accessories worn on the feet to help us swim...
we felt bad and unhappy when the attendant said “no indoor fins!”
It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4.
reddit.com/gallery/mv4w82
Why do hearses pass on the inside lane?
Because they’re driven by under-takers.
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
What kind of music do clovers like?
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny.
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
Why can't Melinda go inside the house she got from her divorce?
Error 404: Gate not found
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
The police found a stolen car that had a nearly complete set of golf clubs inside...
They're still looking for the driver!
Don't put Coins inside the Washing Machine!
Women were not allowed inside the temple...
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
My daughter asked: what's on the inside of the nugget?
My wife said: the nu-guts
I'll see us all out now
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
Because of quarantine
I'll only be telling inside jokes.
There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...
Why do sane sane horses sleep inside?
Whats the difference between a daisy and a cactus?
One is a plain flower, the other is a self-raising flower!
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
What when fixed becomes broken inside?
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Never iron your four leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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