Or use Prieur fire rockets since they are landing in France
#Fall Alaric
Phase 1 - Imperial High Command will begin a large-scale strike package aimed at overwhelming and destroiyng Italian defenses, concurrently allowing for the destruction of numerous Italian assets as air supremacy is established. The coordinated strike package will be deployed on a number of crucial locations, with air defense sites being targeted first to increase the success chances of follow-up saturation attacks.
Aerial assets will conduct SEAD attacks, utilizing electronic warfare, radiation missiles, and all other assets at their disposal. Strategic assets will simultaneously work in tandem via combined operations to overwhelm the enemy, with other locations being targeted as well.
| Name | Type | Variant | Number |
|---|---|---|---|
| V-10 SLBM | SLBM | -- | 200 |
| V-7 SRBM | SRBM | -- | 400 |
| V-8 MRBM | MRBM | -- | 100 |
(33 missiles per target)
Targets
###Known Aegis Stations - High Priority
Aviano
La Spezia
Rome
Naples
Naval Air Station Catania
Located Air Defense Installations
Cervia Air Base
Decimomannu Air Base
Ghedi Air Base
Gioia del Colle Air Base
Grazzanise Air Base
Istrana Air Base
Latina Air Base
Makri Yalo Airbase
Piacenza Air Base
Pratica di Mare Air Base
Rivolto Air Base
Naval Air Station Sigonella
Taranto-Grottaglie Airport
Toblach Airport
Trapani–Birgi Airport
Vicenza Airport
After the initial strike package, efforts to establish air supremacy will be intensified. Assets have been equally distributed throughout mainland Alfheimr. The Blitzjaeger will extensively utilize the V-12 Tyrfing, with a total of 1,000 missiles being authorized for the campaign.
Airforce (From Europe)
| Name | Type | Variant/Note | Number |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blitzjäger | Multirole | -- | 480 |
| F-4 "Neko-Varan" | Multirole | -- | 108 |
| F-6 Kamacuras | CAS/Multirole | -- | 72 |
[P-2 Gamera](https://old.reddit.com/r/worldpowers/comments/ok04rl/
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
“No time to die, girls… we’re almost… there!”
The soaked girl shouted while swimming out of the freezing waves. Oil, blood and seaweed were sticking all across her hair, skin and uniform as her legs did all they could to leave the water, both arms too busy pushing those 3 wounded destroyers along what’s left of their rigging.
“Come on girls… just, a little… more…”
She cried once more after the long swim, hope reestablished upon feeling the warmth of the morning’s sand, shoving her ankles deeply on the hard and wet sand before pushing, the minimal movement from the 3 being enough to compensate for their rigging’s weight.
Taking longer than she imagined, with many remaining parts of rigging like torpedoes, cannons and backpack falling across the sand, they managed to get several meters away from the sea foam’s trail, the girl ceasing her movements and weakening her grip as her body focused for her own breath. She blinked her blue-ringed grey eyes several times upon noticing the brightness of the sunshine, raising her head to the trio’s most conscious, and asking in the midst of her breathes:
“What is… your name?”
“Ja… ve… lin.”
The destroyer answered while struggling to keep her eyes opened, the deep and hopeful look that pierced the girl’s soul being enough to get the needed strength, shoving both hands’ fingers on sand, and dragging the 3 further into land, an Indy Ploy being made to transport them in a more efficient way into a medic… or a mechanic… disguising her fear with a optimistic smile, and answering without losing pace:
“You’re gonna be alright… Javelin… I’ll take care… of you… all… of you.”
Chapter 1: Be prepared, there’s no time to die
“The world has never changed.”
The woman sighed while looking at the monitors that surrounded her desk, aerial footage of radically distinct seas being reflected on her red eyes, which combined with the red rotten apple that she spat and tossed on the closest trash can. A snowy island full of frozen manjuus, an ocean barely showing the tip of a naval base’s radar station, a floating mass of ashes… none had a single thing in common, besides being in timelines of rogue sirens.”
“There always was someone trying to be the biggest fish, putting itself and company above all others before being cut down by the very stars which it was trying to reach.”
She spoke to her dirty molar microphone while a UUV’s footage passed over what once was a fleet, showing highly-precise ultra
... keep reading on reddit ➡The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
“Before the first kansens, there were the first cubes: artifacts of pure power with infinite capacity of creation and destruction, which changed the course of history forever.”
“When wielders of this power decided to be much more than just pawns, artifacts of doom were born from the following bloodshed, being named as blood cubes.”
“There was only one thing stopping humanity from raging war for survival against itself: raging war for survival against… them.”
“Due the nature of their power and existence, every available weapon developed from the blood cubes became a spearhead against leviathans that transcended the very oceans, a task force being assembled with the specific role of clashing with those titans while inspected by a siren specially designed to survive these confronts.”
“Together, they were considered the necessary evil, a useful… bad company… until the day their world died.”
Prologue
“A company, always on the run… A destiny, it’s the rising sun…”
The siren listened to Lexington's cover on the radio, sitting on the beach’s rocks, and feeling the cold winds blowing from afar. Contrasting to the small pool formed by the wall of rocks between the sea and the sand, which even her reflex could be noticed on the calm waters, the two best words to describe the rest of the ocean are fury and violence: waves that break and drag the crabs while gifting the land with recently-ripped whales and sharks.
She was visibly amused with the contrast between the coldness from the winds and the warmth from the aurora, aware that the sun will soon rise over the horizon and it’s rays will send the darkness back to the shadows. Birds could be heard singing something very different on the woods at their back, a sign for the few tired gunners on the other side of the island that soon their shift will also end.
There was a reason for her to be so calm: no evil can harm her inside her own domain. The first layer of mirror sea mimics the surrounding beach, with 80m of extension allowing them to notice any incoming patrol and intercept them from inside a second mirror sea, this made solely to hide their presence from the patrols on the first layer. With such confidence, she left her hooded trench coat tossed over her rigging while sunbathing with those dark shorts, scarf and bikini.
7 figures were around the calm pool beneath the siren, all wearing the same white armband with a red teardrop, while each of them performed something dif
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Amy
