A man walks into a bar with a small newt on his shoulder. The bartender said, “What an interesting pet. What’s his name?” “Tiny,” the man replied. The bartender said, “That’s an odd name. Why did you call him Tiny?”
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watchdogs.
What's the best name for a man who can't stand?
What is the name of the man with a rubber toe?
A man with the last name Wong got married. So Mr. and Mrs. Wong had a baby. Why did they name it Left?
Because two Wongs don’t make a Right.
What's the name of that leg-less man in the pool?
What is the other name for Iron man?
(Fe)male
Edit: I thought of another owith the same answer,
What is a Females favourite superhero? Iron Man! (Damn this one felt much better...)
I asked the name of a Chinese blind man
He answered "Ay Kenneth Si"
I once knew a man named Scott from the UK, but he had his legal name slightly altered.
The man who invented the umbrella originally wanted to name it "Brella"...
...but then he hesitated.
What’s the name of a man who rolls around in leaves?
Two men were assigned to name the 50th state. One man suggested they name the state “E”….
The other man said “Huh, why E?”
And they ran with it!
Which name for a man is the most colourful?
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin’ Terry
You will never be as lazy as the man who gave a name to the..
I'm not so sure about the name Iron Man
I would like him better as Fe Male
How did Pixar decide on a name for the movie about an elderly man who attached balloons to his house?
The name of the man you can count on the most ?
What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation
Did you hear about the man that misspelled a name on a headstone?
Wife and I are at my son’s yellow belt ceremony and we see that the grand master’s name is Soon Man Lee, I chuckle she doesnt get why. I look her dead in the eyes, he’s not manly yet, but he will be soon. Now she thinks I’m damaged in some way.
A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?
Repeat
I said: "A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?"
Repeat
"Are your ears broken?"
Continued with added frustration and humor each time.
What's the name of the nervous blind man?
person 1: I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith. person 2: What was the name of his other leg?
what's the best name for a man who can't stand?
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex, and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs
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