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11201. US: A Narrative History Volume 1: To 1877, 8th Edition: James West Davidson

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11205. Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek

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11209. Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark

11210. HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin

11211. Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura

11212. Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux

11213. Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac

11214. Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston

11215. Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio

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11217. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11218. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11219. The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson

11220. Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic

11221. Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Edit

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Hi all,

After using the stock dynamo light for a while and having a few problems with it, I've decided to upgrade to a B&M CyoT Premium Senso Plus light, as suggested by Everyday Cycling in this video. However, I'm struggling to install it. The bracket from the stock light leaves the light too high, and it slams into the carrier block unless pointing down. The new bracket is too thick to be supported by the pre-existing "bracket shim" (I am referring to the squarish part in this image). If I attach the new bracket without the shim, it's waaay too high and slams into the carrier block again.

What am I doing wrong? I always seem to have the problem that my carrier block being too low. Is it? Can that even happen?

I'd appreciate any help :)

EDIT: Thank you for your replies. The new bracket not fitting threw me off so much I forgot to think. I simply took the old bracket and bent it a bit to provide the new light with more overhead. It works perfectly now!

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Share Price - $83,900

MC - 129,038

At its present price of $83,900, Berkshire Hathaway is trading at one of the widest discounts to intrinsic value in recent years. The risk/reward equation with Berkshire is compelling.

What is Berkshire’s Intrinsic Value?

There are many different approaches one can take to arrive at Berkshire’s ballpark intrinsic value. Here is the approach I favor:

A. Operating Businesses:

A1. Mid-American Energy’s earnings and interest paid to Berkshire was $237 Million in 2004. There was a one-time writeoff in 2004 of $579 Million for an ill-fated Zinc recovery project. Excluding this, net after-tax earnings to Berkshire from MAE in 2004 would have been $530 Million (approx.). Assume this grows modestly to $600 Million in 2-3 years. Its likely to do a lot better – given all of Buffett’s comments on this business.

A2. Berkshire’s historical cost of insurance float has, on average, been negative. In 2004 float was $46 Billion with an underwriting profit of $1.5 Billion or 3.2%. Float has grown considerably since 2000 when it was $28 Billion. Note that the 2000 float number includes Gen Re. So Berkshire has grown float by 65% in 4 years organically or about 13% annually. Let us assume that float grows moderately in the future and average underwriting profit (now that all units are fixed and firing on all cylinders) is about $1 Billion or under 2% in a few years.

A3. The “Finance and Finance Products” category generated $2.3 Billion in pretax earnings in 2004 and $1.8 Billion in 2003. A large part of this is Buffett’s opportunistic trading operation – which may not be recurring. One could argue that Buffett consistently makes money with onetime bets – silver, junk bonds in 2002, Finova’s liquidation through Berkadia, AAA bond trades, Level 3 converts, currencies etc. So, let’s say Buffett generates, on average, $1 Billion per year through the potpourri of opportunistic trading that he’s so exceptionally good at. The rest of it (including Clayton Homes) should generate atleast $400 Million pretax. So $1.4 Million pre-tax – or about $1 Billion after-taxes.

A4. Manufacturing, Service & Retail Operations generated $2.5 Billion pre-tax and $1.5 Million after tax in 2004. Some of these businesses (like NetJets) are investing heavily in Europe for future growth. So, even modest organic growth should put earnings in this group around $2 Billion after-tax in 2-3 years.

In 2006-2007, these operating businesses (A1-A4) in total are lik

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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