My Peoples Puns

But don't worry, they'll make up 🤣🤣

All i need are some some good puns for a name
THEY MUST BE TEA RELATED

but I wouldn't accept his counter offer.

I love a good Contact high.

When I told my dad he said "Must have been a steak out"

Say your name is Michael Smith, and you are introduced to my dad. There are two possible outcomes.

1. "You must be Mr. And Mrs. Smith's son
2. Michael Keaton?

And he asks nearly everyone he meets and greets "explain the universe in three words and give five examples."

Dad : |

Now I do it on my own Accord.

He was Sir Spicious

She was slightly less impressed when she found out I cut the grass at our local cemetery.

Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon

Do I Keep The Letters?

But take a look at me now.

I said “it’s generally not frowned upon”.

I’m lack toes intolerant.

Each one of them deserved it

I said, “Ok. And for the main course?”

It got so bad I had to take his bike away

I've been drawing large crowds

But hay – it’s in my jeans.

I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”

My dogs don't have bikes.

I was going Bordeaux line insane.

So I took down his confederate flag.

He's a scarecrow afterall.

In an elderly fashion. (So proud)

I ended up in a cast.

I'm a son without a father... I lost him a few days ago to a heart attack and I just... can't stop crying

We both used to check out this sub daily for amazing dad jokes and laugh at them together... We'd try to form our own stupid stuff

I used to wake up for college early in the morning I'd cook some breakfast for him get ready and before leaving I'd wake him up and tell him a stupid dad joke... I'd want to see him start his day with a smile

I just want to thank you all in this sub for giving me and my dad happiness your jokes made us laugh at our worst times

Out of habit I keep getting up to go to his room with a dad joke... Only to see it empty

I'm never gonna get to mess around with my dad again... I'm never going to hang out with him again he's not going to be there to see me grow up and buy a house of my own ... He's not going to see me buy a car of own ... He's not going to see me get married... He's gone forever and I will never get to start my day with a smile again from a silly dad joke with him

He wasn't the greatest dad but he certainly was the best I could ever ask for ... I will miss you dad

Thank you r/dadjokes to all the amazing dads here and their funny and stupid jokes

Edit : thank you so much dad's for your overwhelming support I love you guys and I just want to take a moment to thank all the people here who shared their experiences as well of having lost a parent... Your story inspires me to continue forward with the torch

Also I'm seeing quite a few comments saying the post is not funny and that they came for a laugh... I'm truly sorry about that, I just really wanted to honor my dad in this sub since we spent so much time together here scrolling for jokes and I needed the push from you dads to get back on my feet

I'm never going to be the same that's for sure knowing a peice of me has been lost forever... The void will never be filled in my heart But your support is just what I needed, once again thank you dads I love you

Edit 2: thank you so much dads for your overwhelming support I know I haven't been able to respond to all the dms and messages here but I've been reading them all and it's just made me smile in the worst Thank you dads you guys are the best

This is the punchline.

Edit: revised punchline from “that’s the punchline.” It flows better this way.

It always takes a second to get it.

I told them my dogs don’t even have bikes.

My dog doesn't even know how to ride bikes

I said “are you gonna give them the No-Bell prize?”

I HAVE WON THE DAY

A night watchman

It's okay. He woke up.

...By which I mean he owed a lot of money to a lot of people.

Emold.

The yolk is on him and he ended up with egg on his face.

But I’m still standin’…better then I ever did.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

They are obviously full groan.

All I did was take a couple of days off.

"Yes, that seems like common scents."

They really need to let it go.

I’m just trying to do my part.

Some people just need a shoulder to crayon.

Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon

But take a look at me now...

I have done that…. Now What do I do with the letters?