My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue) Puns

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

My dad and I were in the car and we stopped at a red light. A cop car shortly stopped to the right of us. Considering I don't see cop cars this close, I mentioned it.

Me: Hey dad look, a police officer.

Dad: Pah, he's not an officer.

Me: What do you mean?

Dad: He isn't in an office and doesn't have one. How could he be an officer without an office?

He says this all the while we're chuckling and I'm wondering if he has any other dad jokes. Good times.

Via my 9yo: "Hey dad, what do you call a belt made of watches? A 'waist' of time.'"

An old one but a good one. He seemed to pull that out of the blue which fueled my pride, instead of reading it in a book or hearing it from a show. Lol