A list of puns related to "My Last Words"
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
Not long after that, I became a fishmonger.
That spoke volumes.
Are you sure it's loaded with blanks?
Usually it's something like "yes dear."
Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.
I think it meant a great deal to him.
“OH MY GOD, A BUS!!!!!”
Ah! A truck!
Every time my dad and I are driving and we pass by a cemetery my dad looks at me and says "people are dying to get in there!" I laugh every time.
Son, in a silly voice: "I'd like another piece of matzah with cream cheese and a-vo-ca-TOE."
Me: I don't think avoca's have toes, ha ha ha.
Son: ....
Me: I was just joking around. It's really "a-vo-ca-DO."
Son: Avoca's don't have dough, either.
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
That spoke volumes.
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit."
He said, son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket.
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
He said, “I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?”
“Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!”
“Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
“Hey, you guys wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?”
"Stop shaking the stool you little jerk"
He said “Hey! Watch how far I can kick this bucket”
"Son, how far do you think I can kick that bucket?"
Dad: "son, look how far I can kick this bucket."
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