I lent my friend my gigantic grandfather clock for a show and tell.

He owes me big time.

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📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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Grandfather clock got fixed

My dad loves his puns.

Dad informs me his girlfriend finished fixing the grandfather clock by replacing a broken weight. Ends it with, "boy that sure is a weight off her shoulders."

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📅︎ May 20 2013
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