My Criminal Record Puns

A list of puns related to "My Criminal Record"

I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....

He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Dad gave me this after my criminal record got expunged. imgur.com/ISEGtLr
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👤︎ u/cr3atur3ofth3wh33l
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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