My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
My band only plays dog whistles
You have probably never heard us
I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...
Saw (goodnight everybody!)
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Makes sense since it lives to jam
You can book my band for corporate events
We're called Linkedin Park
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy
She multitasks as a Rubber maid
My brother was telling my grandpa how he needing help in band
My grandpa said: “You should go to the back. We have bandaids.”
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
I said, “Can I call you Back?”
"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."
"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
My girlfriend and I just realised we’re into the same 90’s pop bands
My new favorite cover band?
So my kids want to become a Boy Band
I went to their first practice, and they spent the whole time tripping over each other while trying to dance.
I guess they weren't N-Sync.
Hi! I got a chance to play the trumpet for my school band!⤵️
A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
So my daughter wanted to put her hair up and asked me where the hair bands were...
One of my favorite bands from the 80’s
The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy
Their band is called Def Leper
My daughter asked me which band I like the most...
I quite like elastic but my favourites got to be hair- they just seem to fit any style.
My High School Band Leader always wanted me to play louder
Fired the guy who played the triangle from my Reggae band today
It was just one ting after another with him.
My band mate keeps accusing me off hiding her instrument
I swear, it's all bassless claims!
My favourite jamb band? It's got to be the Doors.
My friend recently started a band called duvet.
My math teacher took away my rubber band shooter today.
He said it was a weapon of math disruption.
My band's bass player was difficult to find
But I have no bass-is for comparison
My dad got me after my band/orchestra concert last night
important, my family speaks Spanish
After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).
I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"
And my dad replies: "¿Pues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"
TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty
It took all day, but I made a list of my favorite Prog Rock bands.
My son asked me if my hearing is damaged from years of playing in bands.
I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my girlfriend say she wanted to go and see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.
Then I saw her face - now I’m in Geneva.
Quit my career as a rubber band
My friends an astronaut and plays in a band.
One day before his show I told him to rocket.
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
My friends and I started a band called Duvet !
My friends and I have named our band “Duvet”
My friend recently started a band called duvet.
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