No screencaps for this one. It's just Amber stuffing her face.
Start of video. Amber says mukbangs are back! She begs us not to be upset. She says that while many viewers may claim she is trolling or she’s not taking her health seriously, she notes that eating on camera has nothing to do with either of those two things. She opens a can of Diet Coke close to the camera, proclaiming it ASMR. She says once upon a time, consuming caffeine caused her difficulties with sleep, but she has slowly been reintroducing caffeine into her diet. She says her and caffeine are now “kinda friends.” She’s eating a kale salad with cabbage, cranberries, sunflower seeds, and a poppyseed dressing (sounds sweet). She admits that it’s one of her favorite salads. She takes a bite and proclaims it “so good” (new year, same Amber). Since she hasn’t done a mukbang in a long time, she’s unsure if she should edit out her “awkward” chewing (yes, please do). She expresses her pleasure in the sunflower seeds, before accidently pressing the plate against the countertop. She is also chowing down on fresh salmon, expressing her excitement at the fish. Wipey made the salmon, and according to Amber, it is “seasoned to the Gods.” Amber says Wipey is a pretty good cook, and that the salmon she is currently eating is the best she’s ever had (personally, looks over seasoned and a bit dry to me.) She reminds us that years and years ago, salmon was her favorite food. After taking a bite of Wipey’s salmon, Amber says it may be her favorite food once more. She proclaims the salmon “bomb”.
She reminds again that mukbangs are back and here to stay. She wants to make content that is enjoyable to her, and mukbangs fit the bill. She admits that eating videos do well on her channel (no way!) and says she gets a comfort by listening to and eating alongside a mukbang. She says watching mukbangs helps with her loneliness (while I agree with this, there is no reason for American mukbangers to gorge themselves silly). According to Amber, viewers have requested mukbangs for this very reason. She once again says the salmon is “bomb”, and then lets us know that she prefers to eat the middle of her salmon first. She then tells us to find a partner who will cook for us, and we can “live our best life”. She also says we can cook ourselves, but admits she’s “too lazy” (you don’t say?).
Amber says she put a lot of thought into how the commencement of mukbang uploads will affect her channel. She proclaims that it will
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SO SO sorry for the day delay on this writeup. I hope you all had an amazing holiday season. Last year was amazing for me on this sub because of all of YOU so THANK YOU for all of the love and support. It makes typing these out for you worth the time and effort and put into them. As much as I don't wanna hear these two eat...you all deserve this one. Here's to the first summary of the year!
• Jenelle starts off this incredibly professional video by questioning if the audience can hear her well enough. She names off all the meats they have as if she's learning the alphabet. She says they have a LITTLE butter and olive oil as she points to a Tupperware container with half a stick of butter and a cup full of oil. Also oysters and crab legs and shrimp. ALSO vegetables and kebabs.
• They both talk about how much they love the Pioneer Woman cause she bought one of her bowls and how amazing she is. As if she would even bat an eye at these two. Both of them whisper all creepily. David says Jenelle is too loud to do ASMR. He tries to be relatable and says shizzle fashizzle. They playfully bicker about how to cook kebabs.
• Not surprisingly Jenelle has to point out to us that that kids are inside and are doing great. She confirms that Rissa is there so obviously she was put in charge AGAIN. Apparently they have pizza and are settled down while these two crackpots are in a shed grilling. She says whatever is left over they would give to them. So basically the kids get none of this food cause we already know there won't be leftovers. Supposedly some of us get SO mad that we want the kids to be taken care of.
• Great. Now we are talking about the coronavirus. Kaiser apparently yelled in public that they don't have corona for some reason. Not much detail was provided here for why. Take your bets now on what David's two cents is gonna be cause you'll win. He says the news is fearmongering us and making the kids scared. How much did all of you win?
• Oh no! Jenelle forgot to cover her steak in oil and butter! She shows off all the spices they bought. Kind of amazed that it wasn't just salt and pepper with the way most of the food they cook looks. She lets us know she's doing this for YT but this COULD become a podcast. As if any of us INCLUDING ME want to see or hear more of this.
• David doesn't eat raw oysters cause it's a survival technique. But he will eat raw fish cause it tastes good. I'm over here trying to snack on some Cheetos and he's comparing eating ra
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Beaucoup se moquent de ce Youtuber chez les ricains, mais on en parle encore assez peu en France. Alors laissez moi vous présenter l'histoire assez tragique de Nikocado Avocado, qui continue encore aujourd'hui.
Ce Youtuber était à la base issu d'une communauté Vegan sur Facebook. C'est sur ce même réseau et ce même groupe qu'il avait trouvé son copain qui participe à pas mal de ses vidéos aujourd'hui. Sa chaîne, lorsqu'elle faisait encore partie de la masse invisible sur Youtube, traitait du véganisme et de nourriture saine de manière générale.
Jusqu'à un jour, où il poste une vidéo pour annoncer qu'il n'est plus vegan. Ses arguments principaux sont les suivants: il pense que la communauté est devenue hostile et instable, de mauvaise fois, se jugeant tous les uns sur les autres en s'attaquant de "tu n'es pas un vrai vegan", ou "tu n'es pas assez vegan". De cette vidéo commence la descente aux enfers.
Par la suite, il se met à produire des vidéos de Mukbangs. Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas, le Mukbang est une pratique qui consiste à manger pendant plusieurs minutes des quantités de nourriture exagérées et clairement mauvaises pour l'organisme, tout cela devant une caméra en commentant. Au départ, cela reste "bon enfant", il n'y a rien de très extravagant, et ses vidéos étaient plus des vlogs que des défouloirs sur de la nourriture.
Mais progressivement, ça s'aggrave. Comme dans ce genre de vidéo où il ingurgite des quantités pharamineuses de nourriture de fast-food. Et cela ne fera que continuer au fur et à mesure des mois. Il est passé de 70kg (environ) à 152kg à l'heure d'aujourd'hui.
Des Youtubers qui vont dans l'extravagance à ce point, on en a déja vu. Pourquoi j'en parle ici ? Car celui-ci est très spécial.
On observe assez facilement qu'il souffre de problèmes mentaux, et peut-être même de TCA (Troubles du comportement alimentaire). Il accuse souvent sa communauté de l'avoir transformé ainsi, et il rejette la responsabilité de son poids sur ses médicaments ou le stress dont il est victime. Il a même une playlist sur sa chaîne Youtube où il y met ses vidéos de craquage: quand il pleure et qu'il a besoin de s'ouvrir. Son copain l'accuse régulièrement d'avoir ruiné leur relation, cela en vidéo. On pourrait penser que c'est de la comédie, mais en alliant tous ces points, on arrive à ressentir une réelle souffrance derrière l'écran.
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