On Vudu, Amazon, Apple. Bronson looks really old in this one, hope he has some awkward fist fights!
Charles Bronson stars as a melon farmer in Colorado (and I’m not making this up) who embarks on a brutal campaign of revenge after the mob assassinates his melon crop. It’s like Death Wish, but with melons...
If you like fat bass lines and lots of cars with shitty suspension chasing each other on dirt roads, this is definitely the movie for you. Also, the name of Charles Bronson’s company is Magestyk Melons, which would have made a better title to the movie, in my opinion.
Seems like the post on Second Hand Mod Parts is deleted now but purchased a near full set of SRPD parts from u/Mr_Majestyk- for a good price. Received items in 5 days. Thanks again.
I recommend viewing the 1970s action flick "Mr. Majestyk" starring a surprisingly good Charles Bronson. It's an interesting, layered revenge story that's not nonstop bloodshed, written by crime novelist Elmore Leonard.
Has some pretty dated portrayals of Mexican immigrant farmers, but they are at least shown as decent people trying to make a living—while being exploited by corrupt assholes. And Bronson isn't a superhero. He's just a war veteran trying to make an honest buck who gets caught up in the mess. A much better movie than I expected.
Melon farming is a key part of the story. It's also fun watching 1970s vehicles with old-timey suspensions and rear wheel drive chase around on dirt roads.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
1968 Ford F100 (for Mr. Majestyk, lol).
1971 Pontiac LeMans 4 door (for the French Connection, lol).
1972 Ford Gran Torino, with the 429 V8.
1972 Ford Ranchero, with the 429 V8.
1974 Dodge Monaco (for Bluesmobile reasons, lol), with 440 Magnum police package.
late 60's - early 70's Ford LTD, with 428 Police Interceptor package.
1971 - 1973 AMC Matador, with 401 Police package.
60's - 70's Chevy Police packages.
1981 - 1983 DMC DeLorean-12.
if i have more, i'll add it to this list. you can also add your own FH5 wish list here in the comments if you'd like.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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