Morte Puns

A list of puns related to "Morte"

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs by your front door?

Matt

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👤︎ u/xxMercilessxx
📅︎ Sep 17 2022
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What do you call a zombie that owes money?

The Walking Debt

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👤︎ u/dragonslumber
📅︎ Dec 31 2022
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I was tired and just wanted to lay down for quick nap.

I went into a funeral home since everyone there is said to be resting comfortably.

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👤︎ u/Affectionate_Lead_13
📅︎ Nov 23 2022
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Why is NASA so worried about large asteroids hitting earth?

Historically, large asteroids have only killed Dinosaurs... and there aren't any Dinosaurs anymore, so I think we'll be okay

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👤︎ u/LaRata59
📅︎ Jan 11 2023
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"How do you want to die?" She asked, standing over me with the weapon in her hand. "Making love." I replied.

"A quick death, then."

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👤︎ u/theinnocenthostage
📅︎ Oct 07 2022
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