My short bio: I am a professor of neuroscience and business. My research uses methods from neuroscience to understand the underlying mechanisms of our psychology. In addition to talking about my research on free will, consciousness, and dreams, I will explore USA Network's breakout series, "Falling Water", and the themes explored there.
My Proof: https://twitter.com/USA_Network/status/785498009228443649
Goodbye: Two hours of 'ask me anything' flew by so fast... And we're just beginning to touch the surface of this exciting topic. I hope we sparked everyone's imagination. Now it's your turn to keep the torch of excitement flaming, and pass the knowledge forward. The world needs more people who are interested and willing to take on challenging topics. The first step is to be curious. The next one is to get involved... Looking forward to seeing you flourish in helping us pave the road to a better understanding of the brain, and the dream-world.
Moran
2 HITs here, both are good.
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Watch the ACs, pretty tricky.
Good TO.
For the one that gives a code at the end (R_...), I submitted that. For the one that doesn't give a code, I submitted my ID and messaged the requester.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I just finished my Neuroscience BA from a top 5 school in 2020. I had the ~great pleasure~ to graduate in the midst of a pandemic and a screwy job market. I have 3.5 years of lab experience in biochemistry, social neuroscience, and clinical psychology, with human research and intensive EEG and fMRI experience in the latter two. For 2 years, Iβve also produced/formulated products for a fragrance brand and managed their website and marketing/social media. Outside my neuroscience degree, I always gravitated towards courses in social cognition/behavior, decision-making, morality, and language.
Now, Iβm looking at behavioral research-adjacent jobs in marketing, advertising, consulting, and academic research. (Lots of advertising and marketing jobs claim to recruit people with psych, neuro, social sciences backgrounds, but I'm not sure if this is really true?)
Is it even feasible that an ad/marketing/consulting firm would hire a neuro grad in the first place? How the heck do I sell myself to the marketing/ad agencies despite being an unusual candidate with less exposure to the industry than most? Or if itβs an advantage to be from an uncommon field, how do I capitalize on that as an entry-level employee? Also, is this a dumb idea? lol
TL;DR:
- I have my Neuroscience BA from top 5 school. Behavioral science (advertising, marketing, etc. research) is appealing to my creativity and research interests.
- I have 3.5 years total in scientific research, 2.5 in neuro/psych research, 2 years of marketing/ad experience, and intermediate coding/programming prowess.
- If there is some advantage to seek marketing etc. jobs from my academic background, how do I capitalize on that as an entry-level applicant?
- What agencies/firms may be more open to hiring neuroscience/psych background entry-level employees (for research especially)?
- Who should I check out that has cool research in the neuro/psych/marketing field right now?
edit: streamlined confusing sentences; edit: less background info.
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
They were cooked in Greece.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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AC, not many reviews on TO
