A list of puns related to "Monthly Afternoon"
This happened verbatim on Tuesday afternoon.
Discussing emergency surgery on my one month old son with the anesthesiologist. I said:
"I hope you have an alternate method for putting him to sleep. He isn't too good at counting back from 100 yet."
While the doctor got a good chuckle out of that my wife dropped her head into her hands and said "dadjokes. It's too soon for that crap."
It is never too soon for dadjokes!
During a visit with my husband's parents this afternoon, my father-in-law asked about whether our son (16 months old) got a lot of playtime with other little kids around his age. I said that we go to play dates occasionally, and I mentioned that we have one coming up this week that's also a gender reveal party because the mom who's hosting is pregnant again.
FIL said, "Gender reveal? I know -- she's a female!"
Touche, FIL.
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