If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenEmerald67
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Why did the money fall off the tree ?

Because it had no arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
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What do you call a tree with no money?

Bur-oak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theroywonder
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FIL jokes

While driving around Florida looking for go cart racing.

Me: Hey there's a dollar tree FIL: Any money blooming?

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Pad your repertoire with these
  1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
  2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
  3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
  4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
  5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
  6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
  7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
  9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
  10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
  11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
  12. PARADOX Two physicians
  13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
  14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
  15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
  16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
  17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
  18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
  19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
  20. PARADIGMS 20 cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Crockett
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They say money doesn’t grow on trees.

So why do banks have so many branches?!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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If money doesn't grow on trees...

... then why do banks have branches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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If money doesn't grow on trees...

then why do banks have branches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPenishood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Why do people say money grows on trees?

Because banks have branches..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jithlordx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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If money doesn’t grow on trees...

...then why do banks have branches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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If money doesn’t grow on trees...

Then why do banks have branches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdavid1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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If money doesn't grow on tree's....

Then why do banks have so many branches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:
  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

  12. PARADOX: Two physicians

  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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