Moccasin Puns

A list of puns related to "Moccasin"

Why should you never wear moccasins outside during Winter?

Because it can get a little slippery out there.

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👤︎ u/DoctorJoss
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water Moccasins.

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Dad on Christmas

So my brother got my mom some moccasins, that seemed too small. She tried them on after being told the size range and said oh perfect, the must be 9-11. My dad's response was "I'm sure you can wear them any time."

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👤︎ u/BecauseShutUp
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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What does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water moccasins

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👤︎ u/plebeiosaur
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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