Midsummer Puns

A list of puns related to "Midsummer"

Some other works include Romeow and Julipet, The Winter’s Tail and A Midsummer Night’s Cream imgur.com/FD8akdp
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👤︎ u/Morris_Less
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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I'm playing Bottom in A Midsummer Night's Dream

Anyone unfamiliar with the story: I'm the one who gets my head transformed into a donkey. My joke is so stupidly simple, I just walk up to a fellow cast mate and go

"I'm sorry... For being such an ass."

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👤︎ u/StillFreeAudioTwo
📅︎ Sep 30 2014
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My daughter said she needs a book by Shakespeare for a class assignment. "Which one?" I asked.

"William."

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.

A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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You did what to a toy monkey?

So my daughter owns a toy monkey called Mimi.. It's her fave monkey of all time it goes everywhere.

Anyway Mimi was covered in flour from a days worth of mucking around with homemade play-dough.

As I'm putting her to bed I'm attempting to knock all the flour off Mimi before giving the monkey to her.

She got grumpy that I had Mimi and I said to her without thinking "Just wait a second Daddy needs to finish de-flouring Mimi... "

I'm just glad she doesn't understand that particular double-entendre

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👤︎ u/insanemal
📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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