A list of puns related to "Midnight Sons"
But I don’t see why I should pay him for being good. When I was his age I was good for nothing!
I asked "Why?"
He replied: "because, I was supposed to ♫ wake you up, when september ends ♫"
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
Counting down to midnight on New Year's Eve, my wife announced to the room to get ready to make a toast to the new year. I asked her if she remembered to bring the bread.
She looked at me puzzled for a second. "Bread?" she asked.
"Yeah, for the toast!" I said.
Her eyes rolled hard. My 15-year-old son laughed hard and told me, "Good one!" before giving me a high-five on it.
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