Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
Why is it called Windows 10 instead of Windows 9?
Microsoft didn't want to confuse the Germans when they asked for Windows Nein.
Then he shoots into his invisible conversation mode
G1: I would like to buy a Windows 9.
G2: You mean Windows 10?
G1: Nein, Windows 9.
G2: 9?
G1: 9.
G2: Then what would you like?
G1: . . .
*Note: If this was all in one language the mix up probably wouldn't happen, but i wanted to share a nice little chuckle.
