Here are 100 reasons why you should get vaccinated. I’ve heard so many fucking times that “I’ve done my research” and “show me the proof” and all these idiots think they know how to read research.
Ok, so go look up these citations and read them. If you can sift through the Latin and immunology, microbiology, organic chemistry, genetics, and other biological studies - then you’ll quickly find all the proof you need and then some.
Anytime any vaccinated person is questioned you should read even one of these studies.
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liye Bastug, Hurrem Bodur. 2022. SARS-CoV-2 Infection and Antibody-Dependent Enhancement. Understanding COVID-19: The Role of Computational Intelligence, 101-113.
o Crossref. opens in new tab 2. Surabhi Srivastava, Sofia Banu, Priya Singh, Divya Tej Sowpati, Rakesh K. Mishra. (2021) SARS-CoV-2 genomics: An Indian perspective on sequencing viral variants. Journal of Biosciences 46:1. o Crossref. opens in new tab 3. Tanmoy Dutta, Nabajyoti Baildya, Abdul Ashik Khan, Narendra Nath Ghosh. (2021) Inhibitory effect of anti-HIV compounds extracted from Indian medicinal plants to retard the replication and transcription process of SARS-CoV-2: an insight from molecular docking and MD-simulation studies. Network Modeling Analysis in Health Informatics and Bioinformatics 10:1. o Crossref. opens in new tab 4. Pengfei Jin, Jingxin Li, Hongxing Pan, Yanfei Wu, Fengcai Zhu. (2021) Immunological surrogate endpoints of COVID-2019 vaccines: the evidence we have versus the evidence we need. Signal Transduction and Targeted Therapy 6:1. o Crossref. opens in new tab 5. Chengdi Wang, Zhoufeng Wang, Guangyu Wang, Johnson Yiu-Nam Lau, Kang Zhang, Weimin Li. (2021) COVID-19 in early 2021: current status and looking forward. Signal Transduction and Targeted Therapy 6:1. o Crossref. opens in new tab 6. Yu Guo, Lisu Huang, Guangshun Zhang, Yanfeng Yao, He Zhou, Shu Shen, Bingqing Shen, Bo Li, Xin Li, Qian Zhang, Mingjie Chen, Da Chen, Jia Wu, Dan Fu, Xinxin Zeng, Mingfang Feng, Chunjiang Pi, Yuan Wang, Xingdong Zhou, Minmin Lu, Yarong Li, Yaohui Fang, Yun-Yueh Lu, Xue Hu, Shanshan Wang, Wanju Zhang, Ge Gao, Francisco Adrian, Qisheng Wang, Feng Yu, Yun Peng, Alexander G. Gabibov, Juan Min, Yuhui Wang, Heyu Huang, Alexey Stepanov, Wei Zhang, Yan Cai, Junwei Liu, Zhiming Yuan, Chen Zhang, Zhiyong Lou, Fei Deng, Hongkai Zhang, Chao Shan, Liang Schweizer, Kun Sun, Zihe Rao. (2021) A SARS-CoV-2 neutralizing antibody with exte
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
[Eredivisie - 2021/2022]
#Feyenoord 2-2 Waalwijk
Match Info:
Lineups:
Feyenoord - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Justin Bijlow, Marcus Pedersen, Gernot Trauner, Marcos Senesi, Tyrell Malacia, Jens Toornstra, Orkun Kökçü, Alireza Jahanbakhsh, Guus Til, Bryan Linssen, Cyriel Dessers
Substitutes: Thijs Jansen, Ofir Marciano, Lutsharel Geertruida, Ramon Hendriks, Fredrik Aursnes, João Teixeira, Reiss Nelson, Naoufal Bannis
Coach: A. Slot
Waalwijk - 5-3-2
Starting XI: Etienne Vaessen, Jurien Gaari, Melle Meulensteen, Ahmed Touba, Dario Van Den Buijs, Luuk Wouters, Vurnon Anita, Achraf El Bouchataoui, Saïd Bakari, Jens Odgaard, Michiel Kramer
Substitutes: Issam El Maach, Jens Teunckens, Shawn Adewoye, Hans Mulder, Lars Nieuwpoort, Sebbe Augustijns, Ayman Azhil, Iliass Bel Hassani, Thierry Lutonda, Yassin Oukili, Lennerd Daneels, Finn Stokkers
Coach: J. Oosting
Match Stats:
| Feyenoord | Waalwijk | |
|---|---|---|
| 59% | Ball Possession | 41% |
| 21 | Total Shots | 5 |
| 7 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
| 8 | Shots Off Goal | 1 |
| 14 | Shots inside box | 4 |
| 7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
| 6 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 4 | Fouls | 7 |
| 9 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
| 2 | Offsides | 1 |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 5 |
| 563 | Total passes | 394 |
| 478 | Successful passes | 285 |
| 85% | Pass success rate | 72% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
34' GOAL! Scored by J. Toornstra (Feyenoord)
37' GOAL! Scored by J. Odgaard (Waalwijk)
45' GOAL! Scored by V. Anita (Waalwijk)
47' GOAL! Scored by G. Til (Feyenoord)
60' Substitution: R. Nelson for B. Linssen (Feyenoord)
69' Substitution: L. Daneels for S. Bakari (Waalwijk)
69' Substitution: S. Adewoye for M. Meulensteen (Waalwijk)
69' Substitution: A. Azhil for A. El Bouchataoui (Waalwijk)
69' Substitution: L. Geertruida for M. Senesi (Feyenoord)
77' Substitution: F. Aursnes for G. Til (Feyenoord)
79' Substitution: T. Lutonda for L. Wouters (Waalwijk)
90' Substitution: H. Mulder for V. Anita (Waalwijk)
90' Match whistled off
Player Match Stats
Feyenoord
| Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Guus Til | 7.7 | 77 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 12 | 5 |
| Jens Toornstra | 7.3 | 93 | 1 | 0 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
| Marcos Senesi | 7.2 | 69 | 1 | 2 | 73 | 5 | 0 |
| Orkun Kökçü | 7.2 | 93 | 1 | 0 | 68 | 6 | 0 |
| Tyrell Malacia | 7 | 93 | 0 | 5 | 63 | 1 |
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
[Removed]
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
