Merry Christmas Everyone Puns

A list of puns related to "Merry Christmas Everyone"

Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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👤︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
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The twelve days of Jokemas, day twelve

What is Santa's favorite part of celebrating Christmas every year?

It's in the present

Merry Christmas everyone!

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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I'm having a haircut this Christmas.

All the trimmings

(Merry Christmas everyone!)

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👤︎ u/BintMcTwoShoes
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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Knock knock
  • Who's there?
  • Marry
  • Marry who?
  • Marry Christmas!

I wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone reading! :)

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👤︎ u/Deaponn
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Didn't see that one coming...

Dad: Did I tell you about the holiday party I went to last week?

Me: No...

Dad: I met a woman with a Merry Christmas tattoo on one thigh, and a Happy New Year tattoo on the other. She said that everyone was welcome to come up between the holidays.

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👤︎ u/mrtitkins
📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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