Meddle Puns

A list of puns related to "Meddle"

My wife said, "You act like a detective too much, I want to split up."

"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 31 2020
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From r/worldnews: Kremlin fears meddling as Russian youth say 'enough of Putin'

"We're not putin up with him anymore" they said.

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👤︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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What did the bad guy use to find Scooby and the gang?

A meddle-detector

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👤︎ u/LeftClickMadness
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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Make sure your Viagra is made in the USA.

you don't want Russia meddling in your erection

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Baby Alligator

What do you call an meddling alligator that was created in one day?

An Instigator.

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👤︎ u/Cruzinspeed
📅︎ May 27 2016
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