Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_perfect_sonnet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50

Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes.

Riceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshiCosplay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My dad hit me with this one a few days ago.

We're thinking about getting a dog. A vizsla. I thought it was pronounced "Vee-sla"

Me: What are we going to name the viszla?

Dad: Mastercard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrcSoldat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2016
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