But then it was too late.
Because she became trans-parent
All three of them said no
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
Wife 1 and 3 were odd, but 2 was average.
As long as you're legally divorced from the first one.
The wife kisses her husband on the cheek and says, "Merry Christmas, hun! Don't get up, I have a surprise for you - as your first Christmas present, I'm going to make you your favorite breakfast in bed... Eggs Benedict!"
"Wow, great!" says the husband, propping himself up in bed as his wife scampers away to the kitchen.
A little time and lots of clanging and cooking later, the wife returns with a beautiful plate of Eggs Benedict - fresh and steaming hot on a plate.
The husband smiles from ear to ear as he takes the plate from his wife, but gets a slightly quizzical look on his face when he notices that the plate is one he's never seen before. Instead of their usual dinnerware, this plate is a shiny, silvery metallic one.
"This is wonderful, darling!" the husband says, "But what's with the fancy plate, did you get it special for today?"
"Of course I did," beams the wife, "it's Christmas!..."
"... There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
I'm not sure what we saw in each other. Our kids were nothing to look at either.
I donβt see them working out.
The ceremony wasn't much, but reception was brilliant!
I said, "But look how unhappy it made you."
Cant-elope
Because they cantaloupe π
It was an Arrranged wedding
On a bunny-moon.
She keeps telling me I need to grow a pear
Married man replies - it only seems longer.
... but being the best dad you can be is a step farther!
Those were a couple near Mrs.
But they had a great reception.
Cantaloupe
Her name would be Elevator.
He was just a commentator
It wouldn't last; there's too large of a gulf between them.
I donβt want to start any problems but shouldnβt that be an even number?
Heβs had a couple near Mrs.
I came over and no one was home.
...until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
They were labelled Hiss and Hearse.
21 all together.
Because they preferred being shingles.
They met at the aquarium and just clicked
the ceremony wasnβt soo great but the reception was splendid πππΎ
I've heard sand witches are often inbred
We had a lot to unpack.
It was her bridebroom.
Only a few of the rednecks I know actually bother to get married.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Because they cantaloupe
Their kids weren't much to look at either.
