I have a buddy that goes by Marlon by day.

But at night he's Marloff

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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If God is Jesus' father, who is the god father?

Marlon Brando

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👤︎ u/Ayrane
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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My dad would always throw this one out years ago

I would be listening to Dookie by Green Day

"Hey son, what are you listening to? BLUE SKY?!"

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👤︎ u/Miiiich
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